The 10 Stupidest Things George W. Bush Has Ever Said

Source: masalajokes.blogspot.com   

1- “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

2- “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

3- “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

4- “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

5- “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

6- “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

7- “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

8- “I hear there’s rumors on the internets that we’re going to have a draft.” —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

9- “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

10- “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

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