Saturday, September 19, 2009 
Associated Press
I’m 67 and thought I had seen and heard every excuse imagined UNTIL  NOW but when I saw this article I thought this excuse has to be the # 1 excuses of all time. 

I think it would be fun to make a list of weird excuses so if anyone has any to add to this one would love to have you share it. ………flagranny2


 STUART, Fla —  Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.

According to a sheriff’s report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

Griffin was arrested in early August and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators filed the additional charges on Thursday.

Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. He was not immediately known if he has an attorney.

Sheriff’s officials said a family friend was caring for the cat.

Young Man Loses Half His Skull

Friday, September 11, 2009


I came across this article and it just floored me.  Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you find out you haven’t………flagranny2


Essex, England, Steve Gator was walking home from work when a couple of “thugs” started shouting tauts and abusive language at him concerning his cousin.  When he confronted them he was hit so hard causing him to fall and smash his head on the pavement which obviously left him with brain damage. 

His head was smashed so bad that surgeons had to remove half of his skull with only skin covering his brain.  He is now waiting surgery to have a new skull plate put in. 

The kicker to this is the two “thugs” who were involved were not found guilty based on NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE?   If visual evidence isn’t enough then what would be?

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